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[20 Oct 2009|12:26pm] |
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Hey Bel, now that you're finally old enough to buy alcohol, what do you want to do for Halloween?
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[06 Jul 2009|08:40pm] |
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I haven't put on pants all day. I'm counting this as a success.
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| Micheail O'Donovan -- |
[24 Feb 2009|01:11pm] |
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For the first time ever, I was not the first person to be blamed for getting a child drunk. In fact, I have yet to be blamed at all. I feel accomplished.
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| 012 |
[24 Feb 2009|12:59pm] |
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I would also like to formally and publicly deny guilt for the aforementioned intoxication of the aforementioned child.
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| 011 |
[02 Feb 2009|01:03pm] |
[Clearly written by an egregiously intoxicated person.]
Nowing that Molly and Iain are together + safe under the ever milf-esque and damn fine eye of Delilah Savage has made it much easier for me to accept my fate as an eligeble bacheler in a partay town teaming with SEXually frustrated women. No, not no hookers, but all the half-blood women currently being ignored because their man meat interests are in it with hookers. Despite Lucys claims that Im a faggot, simply because I can braid, I'm making out just fine. Thanks for asking.
My apologies to anybody who isna liking it here in amsterdam. The Ministry was retarded enough to put Lucy, Micheail, Diarmuid, Fergus, and myself in uneven living situations creating mass chaos and inspirin bar fights. Lucy defenitly broke a barstool when she pushed M. into it and Fergus broke a table when he was standing on it in a fit of rage and jumping and destruction.
I would at this time like to note that I am not a ape and I only business drink. If your a beautiful person and would like to drink with me tonight, feel free to drop a line.
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| 010 |
[01 Jan 2009|04:54pm] |
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Where the fuck are Molly and Iain?
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| 007 |
[12 Aug 2008|02:48pm] |
I would celebrate Scotland's win with the lot of you, but I ran into Darren O'Hare while I was trying to get shitty and pick up birds. Much to my avail, they quickly switched their attentions to the MUCH less attractive version of myself.
And now my whole year is ruined.
And M. keeps telling everyone he sees the story.
And Lucy isn't here to make him stop.
And I think I'm going to go drown myself in my bathtub, thanks.
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| Fergus Fitzpatrick -- |
[14 Jun 2008|12:20am] |
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I missed something.
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| Diarmuid O'Donovan -- |
[14 Jun 2008|12:06am] |
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I would advise against "laying" my brother. Just trying to help. I doubt anyone wants the clap while they're trying to pack.
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| Micheail O'Donovan -- |
[14 Jun 2008|12:05am] |
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I better get laid at this party.
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| 006 |
[14 Jun 2008|12:01am] |
Lucy, I know you're planning on causing a scene and I'm requesting that you stop it immediately. We can stay at the Larkin's place. You know Colm has always fancied you.
Anyone else who needs a place to stay is more than welcome to stay in the Larkin's byre. I know it isn't glamorous, but it's better than being dead, I'm sure.
On a lighter note, at least we've been thrown a smashing pub party. I expect all us orphans to make a show of dressing up, I demand free drinks.
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| 005 |
[10 Jun 2008|03:18pm] |
Lucy, Damien asked me to start picking you up from work. So don't be a bitch about it.
If anyone else would like an escort home from the Ministry, my brother and I are more than willing to provide that service since we'll already be there for O'Connell.
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| 004 |
[18 May 2008|04:20pm] |
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I want Lucy back. Now.
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| 003 |
[15 May 2008|07:25pm] |
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Does anyone have the number for the Nevermore editor? I need to have a little chat with him.
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